Some what not true stories

[foxgrove]

Sleeping pills and laxatives!!! 

[denny]

   good list!

[Robby]

Woman was about to fart on her first date

http://www.surveee.org/crazyfartstory.html

[ronr]

Always hilarious every time I read it.          

[foxgrove]

Read it a million times and yet I'm once again having trouble typing through the laughter tears.   

[Robby]

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
He spends 4,000 grand and feels really good about the result.
On his way home he stops at a newsstand, buys a paper and says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 34," was the reply.
"I'm actually 46," says the man happily.

About a while later he went for lunch to McDonald's and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'm guessing that you're about 30?"
"Nope, I am actually 46." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is poor. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age.
If I put my hand down your pants I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. I know you're 46"

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that..?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonald's"

[foxgrove]

  O    M    G    !!!!!!   

[denny]

Dirty old men have nothing on her!

[Robby]

[denny]

Bullseye!

[Robby]

A woman is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank just as it's being held up. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.

So 15 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!"

She asks, "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?"

The boy replies, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

[Olys45]

Bwahahahahaha!

Oly

[foxgrove]

  OK... got me.   

[denny]

 

[ronr]