saw my gastro doc...

[denny]

The man suprized me today.Not that i care how anyone dresses as long as there good! Its just I've never seen him without tie and labcoat...
Today he comes in a sports shirt,slacks and sandels,with a hole in his sock.
Trip me out a little.
Then he made me cry by saying that bad bad word: COLONOSCOPY
He said he knew id be more comfortable with my gallbladder out but he needed to see what was going on first,with my history and all
I can't even hold down water sometimes. What makes them think I'll be able drink golitely.
Oh well,that and an upper GI xray. Then maybe I'll get some relief.I can't wait.

[foxgrove]

So you're saying he wore sandals with socks...  yeah... ok. 

Too bad on the poopscope thing but it's bound to happen to every one of us in time.  I haven't been privileged yet but it's coming for me too... I know for whom the bell tolls!!    Here's hoping they give you the forget-me juice or just whack you out. 

My dad, in his weird sense of humour, just passed on the whole juice bit and remembers the entire thing... and will tell you every gory detail even if you've got your hands over your ears and are screaming for him to stop... So, I've got some vague idea permanently jammed in my brain.  He's a real blast at parties. 

Here's hoping they figure out what's going on in your tummy.  Don't worry... if the golitely won't stay down, they have other methods... I heard ALL about them.    

[denny]

I've had at least 5 and hated every one.
Today I told him he hurt me every time and I wanted ALL the meds in that little vile!
Apsolutly he says...yea me?
He should knock me out.
Why wait till you hurt someone BEFORE you give them meds? Frustrating.

[ronr]

Do save us some 8 X 10's   

Holes in his socks though, come on doc.

[denny]

I think its great.
Shows that he's human like the rest of us and not some self appointed god.